What is slappunkassjitsu?

What is slappunkassjitsu you axe? Like all great things ya’ll there be a history yo! Dis history is fundamental to da discipline know now as slappunkassjitsu. But we be getting into dat yo. First off lets look at the Etymology (yo that means the history of the word! It’s important to be learning dease words to represent knowledge which is what slappunkassjitsu is fundamentally about!!!).

Jitsu is known by ya’ll cause of da gracies n sh*t. We get into dat soon but ya’ll first need to recognize dat Jitsu is some crazy ass sh*t where you be putting some crazy holds on brotha’s and snapping arms n legs n sh*t!! That said yo we move on to: punk ass!! Yo, dare be thousandz of foolz out dare who punk asses and they need to be takin care of. Dat brings me to the last word: slap. Yo, everybody know dat slappin a man be dissin him. When you slap a brotha he don’t like that sh*t for realz. In fact he probably be steppin to you after. Therfore yo, slapin is using your hand to initiate a standing attack. Best belive son dat when you slap someone you gotts da mental edge and best believe dat when slappunkassjitsu is used……oh damn homie!!!! You stepped in it now. IT’S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo, now for da history part ya’ll. Like I said Ju Jitsu is acciated wid the gracies but most ya’ll foolz don’t know dat before da gracies yo, dat sh*t was practised in Japan. For realz son….get yourselves educated!!!! Yo a cat named Mitsuyo Maeda went from Japan to Brazil and was like “yo b*tches!!! Who wants to fight?” and da gracies be like: yo lets do diss sh*t!!!!! Den it was on. After the battles yo the gracies gave mad respect to Maeda and they said: yo!! Teach us dat sh*t please!!! He did and den Helio Gracie developed it further to the artform most of ya’ll know of today. Yo!!! I give mad respect to the gracies son cause without out them slappunkassjitsu would not be possible. Props to ya’ll!!!

Yo, now dis story shift to 1993 ya’ll were a young itellegent individual, known now as the blacktaoistkilla was 18 years old. He had watched UFC 1 and begun studying jujitsu but didn’t take to the way the knowledge was brought in the dojo. Classes were expensive yo…and it be taken many years to learn sh*t that he knew already because he could visulize. Plus which this man knew he had other elements to bring to the table that will make diss art far better (like the slappin part!!). He knew jujitsu (yo, no disrespect to da gracies for real, ize think of dem as family yo!). So dis man forged his own path and brought ya’ll slappunkassjitsu!!!!!!!!!! The single greatest fightin teknique out dare!!!!