Funky hairy balls attack yo!!!

Ya'll maybe tink diss shit be funny yo! (yo you come here and say dat and I slap you bitch ass!!!) But diss sh*t be searies and diss sh%t is fundamentally effective and fundamental to da disssipline which is about fightin and sh!t.

For realz real men don't be shavin dem balls yo! matter fact real men don't be washin dem ball niether yo! So, just think how dem ballz can come in handy in da fight. how you axe? thougt you'd nevah axe!

Let's say a brotha walk up to you and be like: yo watch you lookin at hoimie yo gotts a problim b!tch? You like do I gotts a problim? Den you look away like you can't believe diss brotha and all of a suden BAMM! you slap dat b!tch!!!!! He all confused like What da f%ck!!!!!! and dats when you got him yo! and take dat b!tch down!!! When he be on da ground you give him da submission yo!! You sit on dat b!tches face wid your funky hairy ballz and yo you squeeze his head and sh!t wid yer legs yo! He be passin out imediatley!!! After dat ya'll no what to do. Strip dat b!tch butt naked yo!!!! Not fo some gay sh!t you queer b!tches but to humileeate dat b!tch!!! Den you slap dat b!tch some more!!!!

And dat b!tches is how ya'll apply da FUNKY HAIRY BALLS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!