Yo!!! Check diss out y'all!!!!!!!
Da shizznit (ch'i for all da kung fu b!tches!!!) is da force dat binds us all yo!! Da shizznit controls da universe....for realz son!!!! If youse ain't careful you shizznit can gets off da chain and peoples can get f#cked up!!! Ain't no lie homie........You hardness yo shiznitt right and youze can blow holes through walls n sh!t!!!! Matter fact I popped a shiznit off last night and damn I nearly destoyed da whole crib! Not only dat my b!tch can't hardly walk no more!!!!
Some y'all may gets confused aboit what da f#ck i is talkin bout but I ain't mad at yall. See I is a teacher and I gotts ta have pashience wid my students. When youze on another level you gottsta understand dat dare be people below dat level dat level. Keep yall ears open for da knowledge ize going to drop.
Check 1 2 3 here we go BAMM!!!!! (ize just playin yall). But seiously diss shit is serious.
Back to da topic at hand....shizznitt be in everthing. It flow like energy n sh!t like how electicity flows through electricity wires n sh!t (my cuz be an electrician...no lie). When you be starin at a fine ass your shizznitt be flowin right up dat crack through yall eye ballz. Ya'll know how when you cans feel another brotha in a room even without him makin sound n sh!t. Dats cause his shiznit be tappin you on da shoulder and sayin: "b!tch I'm here, what up now?". further to dat point, and i is always on point......shizznit be a force dat controls da how da planets alline and how hot da sun is yo! When youz'e get a sunburn you just got burned by da shizznit. When ya'll fall out of an airplane and hit da ground and die you just got served by da shizznit!!! When there be an earthquake and a big crack opens (like in supa man yo!) and yo dumb ass falls in you just got played by da shizznit!!!
Some of yall be thinkin after dat: wtf? Shizznit be a straight up hater. Shizznit tryin to keep a brotha down!!!! Yo dats stright up ignant foolz!!! Shizznit be a force dat can be used for evil or good see. No doubt. If you a master like me you can control da shizznit and reach another dimension of understanding da fundamentals of da shizznit which makes you fundamentally better in a postion of understanding.
Ize ain't done wid diss yet yo! like most things it be takin time to learn. I hit y'all back. Right now I gotta pop my shizznitt off...later b!itches.
And support da kids and beeze a good role model. Don't let da true playas get played cause dat sh!t be impossible cause dey true playas and y'all knowz it!!!