Hardness da power of da shizznitt!!

Yo!!! Check diss out y'all!!!!!!!

Da shizznit (ch'i for all da kung fu b!tches!!!) is da force dat binds us all yo!! Da shizznit controls da universe....for realz son!!!! If youse ain't careful you shizznit can gets off da chain and peoples can get f#cked up!!! Ain't no lie homie........You hardness yo shiznitt right and youze can blow holes through walls n sh!t!!!! Matter fact I popped a shiznit off last night and damn I nearly destoyed da whole crib! Not only dat my b!tch can't hardly walk no more!!!!

Some y'all may gets confused aboit what da f#ck i is talkin bout but I ain't mad at yall. See I is a teacher and I gotts ta have pashience wid my students. When youze on another level you gottsta understand dat dare be people below dat level dat level. Keep yall ears open for da knowledge ize going to drop.

Check 1 2 3 here we go BAMM!!!!! (ize just playin yall). But seiously diss shit is serious.

Back to da topic at hand....shizznitt be in everthing. It flow like energy n sh!t like how electicity flows through electricity wires n sh!t (my cuz be an electrician...no lie). When you be starin at a fine ass your shizznitt be flowin right up dat crack through yall eye ballz. Ya'll know how when you cans feel another brotha in a room even without him makin sound n sh!t. Dats cause his shiznit be tappin you on da shoulder and sayin: "b!tch I'm here, what up now?". further to dat point, and i is always on point......shizznit be a force dat controls da how da planets alline and how hot da sun is yo! When youz'e get a sunburn you just got burned by da shizznit. When ya'll fall out of an airplane and hit da ground and die you just got served by da shizznit!!! When there be an earthquake and a big crack opens (like in supa man yo!) and yo dumb ass falls in you just got played by da shizznit!!!

Some of yall be thinkin after dat: wtf? Shizznit be a straight up hater. Shizznit tryin to keep a brotha down!!!! Yo dats stright up ignant foolz!!! Shizznit be a force dat can be used for evil or good see. No doubt. If you a master like me you can control da shizznit and reach another dimension of understanding da fundamentals of da shizznit which makes you fundamentally better in a postion of understanding.

Ize ain't done wid diss yet yo! like most things it be takin time to learn. I hit y'all back. Right now I gotta pop my shizznitt off...later b!itches.

And support da kids and beeze a good role model. Don't let da true playas get played cause dat sh!t be impossible cause dey true playas and y'all knowz it!!!

Funky hairy balls attack yo!!!

Ya'll maybe tink diss shit be funny yo! (yo you come here and say dat and I slap you bitch ass!!!) But diss sh*t be searies and diss sh%t is fundamentally effective and fundamental to da disssipline which is about fightin and sh!t.

For realz real men don't be shavin dem balls yo! matter fact real men don't be washin dem ball niether yo! So, just think how dem ballz can come in handy in da fight. how you axe? thougt you'd nevah axe!

Let's say a brotha walk up to you and be like: yo watch you lookin at hoimie yo gotts a problim b!tch? You like do I gotts a problim? Den you look away like you can't believe diss brotha and all of a suden BAMM! you slap dat b!tch!!!!! He all confused like What da f%ck!!!!!! and dats when you got him yo! and take dat b!tch down!!! When he be on da ground you give him da submission yo!! You sit on dat b!tches face wid your funky hairy ballz and yo you squeeze his head and sh!t wid yer legs yo! He be passin out imediatley!!! After dat ya'll no what to do. Strip dat b!tch butt naked yo!!!! Not fo some gay sh!t you queer b!tches but to humileeate dat b!tch!!! Den you slap dat b!tch some more!!!!

And dat b!tches is how ya'll apply da FUNKY HAIRY BALLS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

Da spiritual aspects of da mental knowlege of slappunkassjitsu!!

For realz son 99.9% of da game be mental. But ya'll can't be fat b*tches either yo!! But back to my original thoughts. Mental aspect of knoweldge is cridical to learning about the mental side of slappunkassjitsu. Dat being said the spiritual relm important because of cridical thing in your mind which helps you develop da tools to learn to apply the principles of slappunkassjitsu.

You gottsta develop your positive spiritual energy yo!! Once you mastered da concept of da head, da gunand da sword you ready to enter the spiritual relm where sh*t gets crazy yo!! Lot of ya'll may be skeptical cause da gracies don't be doing dis sh*t but remember yall dis ain't jujitsu did be slappunkassjitsu and it have its applicational differences.

Basic training start like diss: Create a word for ya'll selves dat mean shot sh*t!! For example: rotten egg sandwhich. Yo I think of dat immage and meditate (using da proper teknique) for hours repeating and thinking of it and how sick dat sh*t be. At some point Ize become connected wid dah object and I have achieved a positive connection. Everyding has energy yo and all can't absorb it all but ya'll start out with da right sh*t and you can observe from. From dat you can be you shizznitt (what the kung fu bi*ches call ch'i).

Onther step in ya'll's training envolves a blind fold where you guys develop the spiritual slapping teknique walking around a park slappin anyting you feel close to you. Yo!! Yo sometimes dis can have bad consequnces but you can use slappunkassjitsu to handle a fool.


Yo....check back laters for more training help

Ize a role model and proud

Yo what does being a positive role model mean to da blacktaoistkilla. Yo dat sh*t means everyting yo!!! I see da kidz on da block be lookin up to me yo, and that sh*t effects my world for realz. One day deze kidz be takin my place and I gottsta represent in a positive way yo!!! Yo for realz son, no lie I used to be into nasty sh*t!! And dat sh*t wasn’t positive for realz. Dat sh*t was negative. No lie homie I dropped dat sh*t and swore to be a leader in da community and ever since yo! I been da cat on da path for positive energy. I sometimes volunteer at my community centre to teach the kids slappunkassjitsu and yo check dis: I do dat sh*t for free!!!! Yo it be worth it to see da smile on da kidz faces yo! It almost brings a teer to my eye (but I don’t cry yo! Cause I ain’t a bi*tch!!). I represent wid my knowledge to the hood and cause of dat see knowledge is passed on. Da knowledge spreads and people learn sh*t. Now it be time to spread dis knowledge farther by representing to ya’ll and ya’ll can represent to others yo! Ya’ll feel me….BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL SON LIKE ME!!!!!

Beef with Blacktaoist and his crew!!

Yo! Yall wants to know what the beef be wid me and Blacktaoist and his crew. Yo it’s simple yo. We go back a long wayz yo….he know who I be and I know who he be. Ize ain’t jealous bout him I just don’t like him and I gots my reasonz yo!! What dem reasonz be. Well wid respect it ain’t da time to reveal dat at dis junksure. But for realz none of dem want to step to me son. Yo I be down in Syracuse and Maoshan nowhere to be seen and da same with Taoist. They be actin hard but when it comes down to it they won’t step to dis….dey can’t yo!!!

Yo, any ya'll see dease bi*ches let a brotha know. Slappunkassjitsu be ready to ball wid dese foolz. I ain't afraid a no man for realz. They be talkin sh*t, and we will see about some sh*t!!!!!

Update: I have oficially chalenged both blacktaoist and Maoshan and they officially haven't responded. Yo man up sons........I be waitin!!!!!!!!!

Da Head, da Gun and da Sword

Yo! Ya’ll heard of paper, rock, scissors yo! Well dis concept is fundamentally close to da head, gun, sword principle which is fundamental to da discipline of slappunkassjitsu. For realz son check dis out: It is said you dat da pen is mightier dan da sword. But keeping it real son: you try and fight someone with a pen who has da sword your dead yo! Most cats say that saying be bullsh*t but yo you cats got it all wrong see. See the pen represent the brain, the head homie!! If ya’ll think wid da head yo you can defeat the sword. How you axe? Well consider dis: Lets say a brother got a sword yo and he be actin hard like he going to chop yor ass up n sh*t. So you say: wow, homie dats a sick sword yo can I see dat bitch. Yo, he like: ya it’s a katana or some shit and when he ain’t lookin BAMM! You drop dat fool with a slappunkassjitsu combination!!!!!

Okay sounds good but what about da gun homie? Well dat brings us back to da relm of intelligence see. You can be smart but for realz: If some cat pull the trigger on you it ain’t going to help yo! You be dead either way and that ain’t no joke!! But yo there is a falcity that goes with havin a gun dat wee all gottsa understand. Dat yo is the relationship of the sword to the gun. See da gun give brothers a sense of security yo! Makes you think you da man!! But check dis: You actin all hard n sh*t and waving your gun around and BAMM some brotha with a sword goes and chops your arm off. SH*T!!!!!! What you going to do now homie?

So to simplify things (it’s okay if ya’ll don’t get it at first cause dis sh*t takes time to learn and understand): head beats sword, gun blows off head, and sword cuts da shit out of da gun!!!

I don’t be playin wid dis knowledge you feel me? Dis been proven accurate by brotha’s who know. Straight up: meditation is fundamental to understanding the fundamentals of dis concept. Just like you see the budist monks do, you should be doin to to understand dis. I recomend ya’ll sit in a dark room facing east for at least 2 hours a day thinking about the concept and what it means ya’ll. Ya’ll need to reach enlightned stages before ya’ll can move on to other stages.

What is slappunkassjitsu?

What is slappunkassjitsu you axe? Like all great things ya’ll there be a history yo! Dis history is fundamental to da discipline know now as slappunkassjitsu. But we be getting into dat yo. First off lets look at the Etymology (yo that means the history of the word! It’s important to be learning dease words to represent knowledge which is what slappunkassjitsu is fundamentally about!!!).

Jitsu is known by ya’ll cause of da gracies n sh*t. We get into dat soon but ya’ll first need to recognize dat Jitsu is some crazy ass sh*t where you be putting some crazy holds on brotha’s and snapping arms n legs n sh*t!! That said yo we move on to: punk ass!! Yo, dare be thousandz of foolz out dare who punk asses and they need to be takin care of. Dat brings me to the last word: slap. Yo, everybody know dat slappin a man be dissin him. When you slap a brotha he don’t like that sh*t for realz. In fact he probably be steppin to you after. Therfore yo, slapin is using your hand to initiate a standing attack. Best belive son dat when you slap someone you gotts da mental edge and best believe dat when slappunkassjitsu is used……oh damn homie!!!! You stepped in it now. IT’S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo, now for da history part ya’ll. Like I said Ju Jitsu is acciated wid the gracies but most ya’ll foolz don’t know dat before da gracies yo, dat sh*t was practised in Japan. For realz son….get yourselves educated!!!! Yo a cat named Mitsuyo Maeda went from Japan to Brazil and was like “yo b*tches!!! Who wants to fight?” and da gracies be like: yo lets do diss sh*t!!!!! Den it was on. After the battles yo the gracies gave mad respect to Maeda and they said: yo!! Teach us dat sh*t please!!! He did and den Helio Gracie developed it further to the artform most of ya’ll know of today. Yo!!! I give mad respect to the gracies son cause without out them slappunkassjitsu would not be possible. Props to ya’ll!!!

Yo, now dis story shift to 1993 ya’ll were a young itellegent individual, known now as the blacktaoistkilla was 18 years old. He had watched UFC 1 and begun studying jujitsu but didn’t take to the way the knowledge was brought in the dojo. Classes were expensive yo…and it be taken many years to learn sh*t that he knew already because he could visulize. Plus which this man knew he had other elements to bring to the table that will make diss art far better (like the slappin part!!). He knew jujitsu (yo, no disrespect to da gracies for real, ize think of dem as family yo!). So dis man forged his own path and brought ya’ll slappunkassjitsu!!!!!!!!!! The single greatest fightin teknique out dare!!!!